Some funny quotes

  • I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
  • The Greatest thing in life is finding someone who knows all of your mistakes and weaknesses and still finds you completely amazing and will never walk away.
  • There are only two rules in marriage 1: the wife is always right 2: If the wife is wrong refer to rule 1
  • Be glad when a woman is yelling at you, its shows she actually cares. Be scared when shes silent and walks away, because you don't know if shes coming back.
  • In every successful relationship the MAN always has the last word - "Yes Dear."
  • Men fall in love by what they see, women fall in love by what they hear. That is why women wear make-up, and that is why men lie.

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