Familiar?...kahani ghar ghar kii..

Husband: aaj khaanay mein kya banaogi?
Wife: Jo aap kaho

H: Dal chawal bana lo
W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the

H: to sabji roti bana lo
W: bacche nahi khayenge

H: to chhole puri bana lo
W: mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai

H: eggs bhurji bana lo
W: aaj guruvaar hai

H: paraanthe ?
W: raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??

H: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
W: roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye

H: kadhi chawal?
W: dahi nahi hai

H: idly sambar?
W: usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!

H: Pot noodles hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega
W: woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta

Husband: phir ab kya banaogi?
Wife: wo jo aap kaho