Jokes of the Day

Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan got married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home ..... why ???

because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)
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Rahul gandhi -- mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi
Sonia gandhi -- kyun beta?
Rahul gandhi -- har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do
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BRUCE LEE was a great man
But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...
Why?
Because he became MAMU LEE!
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santa and banta are discussing-- -------
santa----- "if i drink coffee, i can’t sleep!!!!"
Banta----- "with me it's the opposite. if i sleep i can't drink coffee."
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One day Ravan went to a disco, aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ...
kyun?
because it was written on the gate that "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"
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Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai. Toh naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.
Kyun?
Think...
Give up??
Coz...
"Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango.."
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if a CAT crosses ur way, when u are going some where, then what does it mean????????
it means that the Cat is also going somewhere.