You Must Be a Gujju If...

You Must Be a Gujju If...

• You have at least 1 relative in the stock market.
• You're never worried about what happens if you get stranded inGhatkopar. All you'd have to do, you know, is walk across the road andfind a relative. (Still easier, just shout, "Mama! Masi! Faiba! Kaka!"a couple of times. At least one is bound to be around.)
• You don't worry about being stranded in New Jersey . You've been toldby everyone that the thing to do at such a time is to open thetelephone directory, turn to "Shah" and call any number for help.
• You measure the success of a wedding by how many people praised the food.
• You understand that when someone says "Dhirajbhai no babo" or"Maniben ni baby", the "baba" and "baby" in question could be 40 yearsold.
• You either think the garba is the coolest thing ever, or you wonderwhy the whole world makes such a big deal out of it.
• No packing for any trip is complete without thepla.
• Winter = undhiyo.
• Summer = keri no ras.
• Monsoon = have su karvanoo?!
• You assume (in marital situations) that because Mara bhai na vevaini dikri na sasu gave a recommendation, the person in question isvirtue personified.
• You have no problems with love marriages. You just view them as alast resort, that's it.
• You may not donate anything to the orphanage down the road, but whenthere's a calamity in Gujarat , you send truckloads of money, food andamenities.
• You tear off the name & address from any postal cover before throwing the cover away.(God knows what will happen if someone finds ur address)
• Sunday mornings = Gathiya and jalebi.