Men Bashing

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone
5. Go for the younger man - You might as well, they never mature anyway
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart
7. Definition of a bachelor - a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types
9. Best way to get a man to do something - to suggest he is too old for it
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital
12. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks
13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his
14. Sadly, all men are created equal