
A collection of good thoughts and humour received through emails. Just thought of collecting it as part of my blog and people can read it!!
Keep Smiling
It costs nothing but creates much.
It happens fast but its memory may last forever.
Keep Smiling!!
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Manage to make a Smile,
LIFE is not a Problem to be solved but a
Gift to be enjoyed.
Make Everyday Your Best Day...!!!
Thought for the day!!!
encourage one's mind &
May you continually be blessed &
be a blessing to others! Good Day! "
Good Morning
The night is quiet and still
peace seems to fill the land
The sun will make it's way
at the voice of His command
Dawn has already broken
a new day awaits all
Everyday of each year
spring, summer, winter and fall
Many Good Wishes
as you arise on this day
May it be full of blessings
is what I solemnly Pray…
Wonderful Quote
The most difficult phase of life is
not when no one understands you;
It is when you don't understand yourself.
Just a quote
Detaching yourself from the roles you play,
Will help you to get in touch with the part of you that is not an act.
A Chinese call center
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree ..
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..
Caller: Oh .....God.......
Good Wan! (Good One! )
Another thought
Loves you...
Cares for you... and
misses you...
Because...
One day you may wake up from your sleep and realize that
you have lost the moon while counting stars...!!!
Good thought
But
also how happy others can be...Because of You!!!
Have a Beautiful day
Smile, it is the key that fits the lock of everybody's heart...
Morning has come in a special way,
May you smile like the sunny rays
Leave your worries for some other day...
Good Morning!!
Smile, it is the key that fits the lock of everybody's heart...
Keep smiling always..!!!!
Smile when things go wrong
Be happy all the while,
When things go wrong don't get blue,
Just smile and say I'll get thru!!!
God & Gujju
God & Gujarati...!!!
A Gujju having no child, no money, no home, a blind mother, prays to God.
God happy with his prays, grants him only ONE wish!
Gujju: I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles on my Child's hands in our new mansion!
God: Damn; I still have a lot to learn from these Gujju's
God bless that Postal service employee

I recognized Abbey right away. Abbey isn't sick anymore. Her spirit is here with me just like it stays in your heart. Abbey loved being your dog.
Nice quotes
You cannot touch the same water twice,
because the flow that has passed will never pass again.
Therefore Enjoy every Moment of Life….
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We make them cry who care for us.
We cry for those who never care for us.
And we care for those who will never cry for us.
This is the truth of life, it is strange but true.
Once you realize this, it’s never too late to change…
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Don’t let someone become a priority in your life,
when you are just an option in their life….
Relationships work best when they are balanced.
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When we wake up in the morning, we have two simple choices.
Go back to sleep and dream, or Wake up and chase those dreams,
Choice is yours.
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When you keep saying that you are busy, then you are never free.
When you keep saying you have no time, then you will never have time.
When you keep saying that you will do it tomorrow, then your tomorrow will never come.
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Never explain yourself to anyone.
Because the person who likes you doesn’t need it, and the person who dislikes you won’t believe it.
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Don’t make promises when you are in joy.
Don’t reply when you are sad.
Don’t take decisions when you are angry.
Think twice, Act Wise.
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Lets not just read these statements,
but try to implement it in our life’s to make a better tomorrow
Pray before stepping in office!
Dear God:
Give me the wisdom - to understand my Boss.
Give me the love - to forgive him.
Give me the paitence - to understands his deeds.
But dearest God, don't give me the power - because if you give me the power
I'll break his head
Quotes on Happiness...
Waste no time and effort searching for peace, contentment and joy
In the world outside.
But only in giving.
Reach out.
Share.
Smile.
Without getting a few drops on yourself
What a reply!!!
It was a hot meeting at the office conference hall. All the people from the department had been called. The VP was looking much tensed.
The mood was so bad. My friend asked me -"Hey, what is this meeting all about? I told - May be they will decide on when to have the next meeting. People around smiled at each other.
Then the VP started talking. It was about the recent attrition rate that was so high. Around 10 people had put in their papers. All experienced guys. It was quarter end and so work was huge. If we do not complete the work on time, we need to be paying heavy penalty said the VP. The VP turned to the manager and told "Hey - take how much ever resources you want. Recruit or take them from other departments. But complete the work in another 25 days. Take people and complete it man.
To this the sweet manager replied "Sir! Give me one wife and nine months and I shall show you results. Don't give me nine wives and one month. I cannot do anything." Everyone looked at him blank. The VP was not prepared for this answer. We looked at the manager and thought "What an Awesome Reply man!"
Good Thought for ever...
Don't tell 'GOD' how 'BIG' your 'Problem' is;
tell the 'Problem' how 'BIG' your 'GOD' is
Enhancing Relationships
TRUST
Trust is a very important factor for all relationships. When trust is broken, it is the end of the relationship. Lack of trust leads to suspicion, suspicion generates anger, anger causes enmity and enmity may result in separation. A telephone operator told me that one day she received a phone call. She answered, "Public Utilities Board." There was silence. She repeated, "PUB." There was still no answer. When she was going to cut off the line, she Heard a lady's voice, "Oh, so this is PUB. Sorry, I got the number from my Husband's pocket but I do not know whose number it is."
Without mutual trust, just imagine what will happen to the couple if the telephone operator answered with just "hello" instead of "PUB".
NO POINTING FINGERS
A man asked his father-in-law, "Many people praised you for a successful marriage. Could you please share with me your secret?" The father-in-law answered in a smile, "Never criticize your wife for her shortcomings or when she does something wrong. Always bear in mind that because of her shortcomings and weaknesses, she could not find a better husband than you." We all look forward to being loved and respected. Many people are afraid of losing face. Generally, when a person makes a mistake, he would look around to find a scapegoat to point the finger at. This is the start of a war. We should always remember that when we point one finger at a person, the other four fingers are pointing at ourselves. If we forgive the others, others will ignore our mistake too.
CREATING PERFECT RELATIONSHIPS?
A person visited the government matchmaker for marriage, SDU, and requested "I am looking for a spouse. Please help me to find a suitable one." The SDU officer said, "Your requirements, please." "Oh, good looking, polite, humorous , sporty, knowledgeable, good in singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest." The officer listened carefully and replied, "I understand you need television."
There is a saying that a perfect match can only be found between a blind wife and a deaf husband, because the blind wife cannot see the faults of the husband and the deaf husband cannot hear the nagging of the wife. Many couples are blind and deaf at the courting stage and dream of perpetual perfect relationship. Unfortunately, when the excitement of love wears off, they wake up a nd discover that marriage is not a bed of roses. The nightmare begins.
NO OVERPOWERING
Many relationships fail because one party tries to overpower another, or demands too much. People in love tend to think that love will conquer all and their spouses will change the bad habits after marriage. Actually, this is not the case. There is a Chinese saying which carries the meaning that "It is easier to reshape a mountain or a river than a person's character." It is not easy to change. Thus, having high expectation on changing the spouse character will cause disappointment and unpleasantness. It would be less painful to change ourselves and lower our expectations..
RIGHT SPEECH
There is a Chinese saying which carries the meaning that "A speech will either prosper or ruin a nation." Many relationships break off because of wrong speech. When a couple is too close with each other, we always forget mutual respect and courtesy. We may say anything without considering if it would hurt the other party. A friend and her millionaire husband visited their construction site. A worker who wore a helmet saw her and shouted,
"Hi, Emily! Remember me? We used to date in the secondary school." On the way home, her millionaire husband teased her, "Luckily you married me. Otherwise you will be the wife of a construction worker." She answered,"You should appreciate that you married me. Other wise, he will be the millionaire and not you." Frequently exchanging these remarks plants the seed for a bad relationship. It's like a broken egg - cannot be reversed.
PERSONAL PERCEPTION
Different people have different perception. One man's meat could be another man's poison. A couple bought a donkey from the market. On the way home, a boy commented, "Very stupid. Why neither of them ride on the donkey? "Upon hearing that, the husband let the wife ride on the donkey. He walked besides them. Later, an old man saw it and commented, "The husband is the head of family. How can the wife ride on the donkey while the husband is on foot?" Hearing this, the wife quickly got down and let the husband ride on the donkey. Further on the way home, they met an old Lady. She commented, "How can the man ride on the donkey but let the wife walk. He is no gentleman." The husband thus quickly asked the wife to join him on the donkey. Then, they met a young man. He commented, "Poor donkey, how can you hold up the weight of two persons. They are cruel to you." Hearing that, the husband and wife immediately climbed down from the donkey and carried it on their shoulders.
It seems to be the only choice left. Later, on a nar row bridge, the donkey was frightened and struggled. They lost their balance and fell into the river. You can never have everyone praise you, nor will everyone condemn you. Never in the past, not at present, and never will be in the future. Thus, do not be too bothered by others words if our conscience is clear..
BE PATIENT
This is a true story which happened in the States. A man came out of his home to admire his new truck. To his puzzlement, his three-year-old son was happily hammering dents into the shiny paint of the truck. The man ran to his son, knocked him away, hammered the little boy's hands into pulp as punishment. When the father calmed down, he rushed his son to the hospital. Although the doctor tried desperately to save the crushed bones, he finally had to amputate the fingers from both the boy's hands. When the boy woke up from the surgery & saw his bandaged stubs, he innocently said, "Daddy, I'm sorry about your truck." Then he asked, "but when are my fingers going to grow back?" The father went home & committed suicide. Think about this story the next time someone steps on your feet or u wish to take revenge. Think first before u lose your patience with someone u love. Trucks can be repaired.. Broken bones & hurt feelings often can't. Too often we fail to recognize the difference between the person and the performance. We forget that forgiveness is greater than revenge. People make mistakes. We are allowed to make mistakes. But the actions we take while in a rage will haunt us forever.
Cicle of Life .....Life in a Metro
Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss andI will be going abroad, you look after yourself.
Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.
Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for aweek I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets spend the week together.
Grandpa(the 1st boss ;) ) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.
Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.
Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: This week we will have class as usual.
Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry Ican't give you company.
Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry thisweek we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement.
Friend...
the miracle is to find a friend who will stand by U when a million are against U !!!
Statue of Liberty
Another good thought
Men Bashing
- Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers
- What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door
- If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there
- Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone
- Go for the younger man - You might as well, they never mature anyway
- Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart
- Definition of a bachelor - a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable
- Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types
- Best way to get a man to do something - to suggest he is too old for it
- Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener
- If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital
- If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks
- Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his
- Sadly, all men are created equal
Things we can learn from Dil Chahta Hai ...
- Freaking out and enjoying life doesn't need drugs or cigarettes
- There are relationships apart from Bf/Gf, marriage,siblings,friendship that can be very emotional and true which is beyond the understanding of many people
- Improving U r imperfections after you realize it, always take some time
- You always don't need to show or prove your Gf/Bf how much U love or care about her/him, which can sound very boring and finally U R dumped
- Believe in Love , true love will never let you down
- Never be ashamed to go back to your old friends, friends are there to understand your mistakes
- Do not be afraid of others, always think that others are afraid of you. (remember the Australian Beggar at the railway station...?)
- Whenever you need your friend, remember that he is just a phone call away...distances can't separate friends
- In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends
- It's the friends you can call up at 4 A. M. that matter
- The only unchangeable certainty is that nothing is certain or unchangeable
- The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with never say a word, and then walk away with a feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had
- And last but not the least- do what your heart loves.. Karo wahi jo,
DIL CHAHTA HAI !!!
Keeping hopes alive
दूसरा गधा:- तो तू भाग क्यों नही जाता।
पहला गधा:- भाग तो जाता पर यहाँ future बड़ा bright है ... मालिक की खूबसूरत बेटी जब शरारत करती है तो मालिक कहता है, 'तेरी शादी गधे से कर दूंगा...!' बस इसी उम्मीद मी बैठा हूँ........
Moral: Keeping Hopes may not improve your future, but it will certainly reduce the pain of staying here
Wonderful thought for the day
Each moment in a day has its own value
Morning brings Hope...
Afternoon brings Faith..
Evening brings Love....
And Night brings Rest...
Wish you find them all today.
Have A Beautiful Day!!!
The secret of life is to make the best of whatever comes along,
Make every day fresh and new,Go in search of knowledge and experience
Let your questions and your answers reconcile.
Do your best to remember that the best kind of learning curve is an educated smile.
Share your magic with the people who share your memories. Let your feelings run deep
Be in touch with the people who live in your heart. Be a caring person who plays for keeps
To really know what success means, earn it. Don't rely on some elevator to get you there.
The higher the floor you want to reach, the more important it is to take the stairs.
The easiest lessons to remember are the ones you learn the hard way!
Appreciate the little things that make each day unique and special
Have A Beautiful Day Ahead
but don’t forget your hours in the sun
Forget about the times you’ve been defeated,
but don’t forget the victories you’ve won
Forget about mistakes that you can’t change now,
but don’t forget the lessons that you’ve learnt
Forget about misfortunes you encounter,
but don’t forget the times your luck has turned
Forget about the days when you are been lonely,
but don’t forget the friendly smiles you’ve seen
Forget the plans that didn’t seem to work out right,
but don’t forget to Always Have A Dream!
Have A Beautiful Day Ahead!
For every minute you are angry with some one, you loose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back!!!
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