A Chinese call center

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree ..

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..

Caller: Oh .....God.......

Good Wan! (Good One! )

Another thought

"Never ignore a person who
Loves you...
Cares for you... and
misses you...
Because...
One day you may wake up from your sleep and realize that
you have lost the moon while counting stars...!!!

Good thought

The Beauty of Life does not only depends on how happy you are...

But

also how happy others can be...Because of You!!!

Have a Beautiful day

Smile, it is the key that fits the lock of everybody's heart...

Night has ended for another day,

Morning has come in a special way,

May you smile like the sunny rays

Leave your worries for some other day...

Good Morning!!

Smile, it is the key that fits the lock of everybody's heart...

Keep smiling always..!!!!

Smile when things go wrong

Be some one with broad smile,
Be happy all the while,
When things go wrong don't get blue,
Just smile and say I'll get thru!!!

God & Gujju

God & Gujarati...!!!

A Gujju having no child, no money, no home, a blind mother, prays to God.

God happy with his prays, grants him only ONE wish!

Gujju: I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles on my Child's hands in our new mansion!

God: Damn; I still have a lot to learn from these Gujju's

God bless that Postal service employee

US POSTAL SERVICE---- This is one of the kindest things I've ever experienced. I have no way to know who sent it, but there is a beautiful soul working in the dead letter office of the US postal service.

Our 14 year old dog, Abbey, died last month. The day after she died, my 4 year old daughter Meredith was crying and talking about how much she missed Abbey. She asked if we could write a letter to God so that when Abbey got to heaven, God would recognize her. I told her that I thought we could so she dictated these words:

Dear God,

Will you please take care of my dog?

She died yesterday and is with you in heaven.

I miss her very much.

I am happy that you let me have her as my dog even though she got sick. I hope you will play with her. She likes to play with balls and to swim. I am sending a picture of her so when you see her, you will know that she is my dog. I really miss her.

Love, Meredith

_________________________________

We put the letter in an envelope with a picture of Abbey and Meredith and addressed it to God/Heaven. We put our return address on it.

Then Meredith pasted several stamps on the front of the envelope because she said it would take lots of stamps to get the letter all the way to heaven. That afternoon she dropped it into the letter box at the post office.

A few days later, she asked if God had gotten the letter yet. I told her that I thought He had.

Yesterday, there was a package wrapped in gold paper on our front porch addressed, 'To Meredith , ' in an unfamiliar hand. Meredith opened it. Inside was a book by Mr. Rogers called, 'When a Pet Dies.' Taped to the inside front cover was the letter we had written to God in its opened envelope. On the opposite page was the picture of Abbey & Meredith and this note: _____________________________________

Dear Meredith,

Abbey arrived safely in heaven. Having the picture was a big help.
I recognized Abbey right away. Abbey isn't sick anymore. Her spirit is here with me just like it stays in your heart. Abbey loved being your dog.

Since we don't need our bodies in heaven, I don't have any pockets to keep your picture in, so I am sending it back to you in this little book for you to keep and have something to remember Abbey by.

Thank you for the beautiful letter and thank your mother for helping you write it and sending it to me. What a wonderful mother you have. I picked her especially for you. I send my blessings every day and remember that I love you very much.

By the way, I'm easy to find, I am wherever there is love.

Love, God

Nice quotes

Time is like a river.
You cannot touch the same water twice,
because the flow that has passed will never pass again.
Therefore Enjoy every Moment of Life….
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~
We make them cry who care for us.
We cry for those who never care for us.
And we care for those who will never cry for us.
This is the truth of life, it is strange but true.
Once you realize this, it’s never too late to change…
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~
Don’t let someone become a priority in your life,
when you are just an option in their life….
Relationships work best when they are balanced.
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~
When we wake up in the morning, we have two simple choices.
Go back to sleep and dream, or Wake up and chase those dreams,
Choice is yours.
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~
When you keep saying that you are busy, then you are never free.
When you keep saying you have no time, then you will never have time.
When you keep saying that you will do it tomorrow, then your tomorrow will never come.
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~
Never explain yourself to anyone.
Because the person who likes you doesn’t need it, and the person who dislikes you won’t believe it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~
Don’t make promises when you are in joy.
Don’t reply when you are sad.
Don’t take decisions when you are angry.
Think twice, Act Wise.
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~
Lets not just read these statements,
but try to implement it in our life’s to make a better tomorrow

Pray before stepping in office!

Dear God:

Give me the wisdom - to understand my Boss.

Give me the love - to forgive him.

Give me the paitence - to understands his deeds.

But dearest God, don't give me the power - because if you give me the power

I'll break his head